

Title: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Ministry Disapproved Edition (The Liability Remix)
Author:
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Percy Weasley
Summary: From the Desk of Percival Ignatius Weasley, Concerning the twins' latest product line.
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Through OotP, I suppose.
Rating: PG
Title, Author and URL of Original Story: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition, by xylodemon
Disclaimer: I don't own them! They belong to Rowling, I was just borrowing them!
Feedback: Yes Please!
Author's Notes: All images, sparkly fonts, and phrasing on the original ads was done by xylodemon. The catalogue itself was all her doing. All I added were Percy's notes. Thanks to
From the Desk of: Percival Ignatius Weasley
Attn: Fred & George Weasley
Concerning: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition
Fred and George,
This is most certainly NOT my area of expertise, and I didn't have the time to spare to look over all your toys. But since I'm related to you, apparently that means it gets delegated to me, nonetheless. Enclosed you'll find a copy of your latest catalogue and my attached notes. If you would actually read them this time, it might prevent me having to do so in the future!
Regards,
Percy
P.S. Don't bother sending anything by post; I have people checking my mail first. So all you'll do is end up torturing strangers.
P.P.S. And don't try to send it to me at home, either!
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Dungbombs

Stinkpellets

Cloth-Eating Powder


Fantastic Fireworks


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Canary Cremes

Tonne-Tongue Toffees

Skiving Snackboxes

Kitten Kaboodles


Tortoise Ticklers


Jumbo Java Jolt


Gay For a Day Parfait


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Palindrome Portkeys


Instant Holes


Decoy Detonators

Darkness Powder

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Rubber Wands

Biting Broomsticks


Instant Lethifold

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Pygmy Puffs

Pocket Pooch

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